Birds Officially Announce Endorsement Of Bernie Sanders At Rally

By March 26, 2016Smile


The official spokesman of birds announced today that they are officially endorsing Bernie Sanders for president, they made the announcement by landing on his podium at a rally in Portland, Oregon in front of a huge cheering crowd.


We reached out to the local birds of Oregon, and received an official statement:

“Tweet tweet, tweet Berdie Sanders for President, tweet tweet.”

In other news, The Official Union of Spiders have announced their endorsement of Donald Trump as President. We reached out to them for a statement but then realized they were freaking Spiders and ran away screaming like little girls, we’ll keep you updated on that developing story.

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